OK so my Pop is hopefully laughing in heaven, because the one thing I remember about him most in life, is him constantly saying "kiss my butt" in Yiddish, to all his grandchildren! (My grandfather loved to act inappropriate, and then fake dementia and senility... it is what he lived for! You should have seen/heard him in restaurants!)
kushn mayn tokhes תח ײן קושן
So hey, that was my best attempt to write in Yiddish, so if you are some Yiddish scholar wanting to mock my 'skills' please find another blog! (You are totally feeling enlightened right now aren't you!)
Dad are you so proud??? Or better yet is your MOM so proud?!!! check it out! I wrote it in Yiddish!!! (Well at least I think I did!)
So why am I thinking of this today, you ask?
Well, here is today's question of the day!!!... Does your husband sleep-walk?
Cuz' mine sure does!!! And this picture is making me think I should Kushyn Brandoneous' tokhes!!!!
Jake and I actually tried unsuccessfully to get him upstairs, after we found him asleep standing and leaning on the fridge, but to no avail!! I think we made it 3 steps with his big ol' Barson size lifeless corpse!!
We gave up and Rainy gave him a blanket!!!
Thus ends my public mockery of my husband and my mental note to install an elevator!
That will teach you BRANDON to make SO much fun of my new pink hat and gloves that I gave them to Evie so you would quit laughing!!! Pa-sha, the dingly balls are cute!!! And NO it is not too much pink!!!! Tell Brandon it is totally cute, sweet, and SO me, somebody!!!!
Well, pictures to come of Nan and Jake in braces!!!
Dad are you so proud??? Or better yet is your MOM so proud?!!! check it out! I wrote it in Yiddish!!! (Well at least I think I did!)
So why am I thinking of this today, you ask?Well, here is today's question of the day!!!... Does your husband sleep-walk?
Cuz' mine sure does!!! And this picture is making me think I should Kushyn Brandoneous' tokhes!!!!
Jake and I actually tried unsuccessfully to get him upstairs, after we found him asleep standing and leaning on the fridge, but to no avail!! I think we made it 3 steps with his big ol' Barson size lifeless corpse!! 
We gave up and Rainy gave him a blanket!!!Thus ends my public mockery of my husband and my mental note to install an elevator!
That will teach you BRANDON to make SO much fun of my new pink hat and gloves that I gave them to Evie so you would quit laughing!!! Pa-sha, the dingly balls are cute!!! And NO it is not too much pink!!!! Tell Brandon it is totally cute, sweet, and SO me, somebody!!!!Well, pictures to come of Nan and Jake in braces!!!
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Now that I really should buy Depends stock after reading this post, I cannot WAIT to hear Brandon's reaction that you posted pictures. This is the best one EVER! Did you really just leave him there? When did he wake up and does he even remember that he woke up on the stairs?
As for the pink hat and gloves...ummm, definately you but I can't say I'm a fan but just because of the color thing...if they were green I'd probably buy a few pairs for myself.
NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!
Ok, So you just made me laugh so hard I almost had milk come out my nose!!!
The label at the bottom should have been your title. That was very thoughtful of Rainy.
Hi! Thank you for telling me about your wonderful blog, JUST IN TIME!! Gotta love that Brandon! - Catherine Hurlbert, your darling cuz
i grew up thinking it was "tukus", but my family never said the "kiss my part". kinda reserved, quiet family. i loved this story..
SELL TICKETS TO THE SLEEPWALKING. THE IDEA OF SLEEPWALKING HAS ALWAYS INTRIGUED ME. I WANT TO EXPERIENCE MORE.
I'M NOT LAUGHTING AT ANYONE.
SERIOUSLY.
SELL TICKETS !
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